Writings & Ramblings

An author I am not. Mark Twain has no fear of me over taking his position in the world's literary ranks. John Grissom, W.E.B. Griffin and Tom Clancy, three of my favorite authors, are not shaking in their boots - or their loafers. I may write a New York Times best seller, someday. But until then, I merely write when I feel inspired about what ever is on my mind at the time. This is just practice and nothing more.

If you feel a desire to critique, you may use the contact form. However, see the warning on the home page with regards to what I do to people who dare cross me. Not really, just wanted to see if you were paying attention.

The files are in no special order and are not yet grouped. Currently the files are listed in reverse order of being added, newest first. Some are poems, some are stories, some are letters, many are humor based and all represent the ramblings of roamer. (I have no idea what that means, it just sounds kewl.)

Title	Subject	Updated
Taco Burp	Dedicated to parents everywhere embarrassed by their kids/td>	April 26, 2010
Breakfast for Nothing	The only way to gamble in Las Vegas	April 10, 2010
Guitar Zero	My observations on this video game	April 1, 2010
Valentines	A Poem for two special freinds	March 25, 2010
The summons	A trip through the halls of justice	December 6, 2009
Night in the Country	A "city girl" friend of mine asked me to describe what it was like at night in the country	December 6, 2009
Redneck Rules	Rules and Information for Gracious Living for rednecks by a redneck	November 25, 2009
Bacon in the Wind	A short story	November 23, 2009
Quotes, Wisdoms and Observations	Comments and Observations on America, The world in general and life in these times. Not Politically Correct. If offended easily, please read and be upset or please go away, or both. Your choice.	December 6, 2009
Patient Bill Of Rights	My take on the Patient Bill of Rights that congress should pass in to law - yes I am being sarcastic	October 26, 2009
Morning milking on a small farm	A recapitulation of my duties as a dairy herdsman when I was in high school in south central Indiana in the 70's	September 29, 2009
You ask if you are beautiful?	I wrote this for someone who was down on herself after her bo at the time said she was not beautiful. She asked me if I thought she was beautiful. By the way, she is very pretty and very beautiful and a talented professional dancer. Who ever said "words can never hurt me" was wrong, dead wrong.	2007
The Nascar / Las Vegas Camping World Truck Series 350	My trip to the race and my thoughts on racing, Nascar Style.	Sept 27, 2009
Bank Fees they don't want you to know about	Every wonder what the fees are that the banks add your account in order to subtract money from your account?	Sept 11, 2009
Why I preferred my dog over girlfriends	The title says it all...... this will be a constant ongoing work	May 5, 2010
A Mother's First Kiss	A poem about a mother's love	August 22, 2009
Oscar the Assassin	An ultra-short story. My first "Crime/Drama" 2 pages, fast reading	August 22, 2009
To my Family, from Cleo	This is a thank you letter my neighbor's new dog wrote to describe her new home and how happy she was with her family.	August 22, 2009
Nevada Southern Railway trip	A description of a train ride on the NSR, Boulder City, NV. where I introduced some friends to railroad riding.	August 21, 2009
My Love Knows No Weather	This poem describes my dog's relationship with his girlfriend/common law wife (the dog next door). They insisted on playing in the yard no matter what the weather was doing - rain, snow, cold, hot, what ever. It should be noted that I *had* to endure the weather while they frolicked.	April 2006

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